THEY’RE everywhere.  Trees are going up in shopping centres and some attention seeking weirdos have had theirs up from October.  So there’s no getting away from it, Christmas is nearly here.

Many of us hate the whole traditional custom of dragging the ripped boxes out of the loft, getting grossed out by the feel of the artificial branches and sorting through which balls to use.  Then there’s having to clean the whole living room when the dust and ten year old tinsel bits settle on the floor.  All the while consciously deciding whether or not to put the toilet tube Santa your kid made in P1 up this year.

Some have decided to go about decorating their Christmas tree differently.  Here’s a quick run down of the best out there:

Because nothing says Happy Holidays more than dangerous weaponry
Because nothing says Happy Holidays more than dangerous weaponry

Typical lazy bastard students
Typical lazy bastard students

You're going to need a load of £1 coins and a big magnet
You’re going to need a load of £1 coins and a big magnet

Granny bust the balls shows humorous spirit once a year
Granny bust the balls shows humorous spirit once a year

All this preparation gets tiresome
All this preparation gets tiresome

Give it a week and this will look like a load of dead bees
Give it a week and this will look like a load of dead bees

Look closer, haaaappppyyy Ccccchhhrrrriiiissstmaaaassss
Look closer, haaaappppyyy Ccccchhhrrrriiiissstmaaaassss

Can't see the Blow Dry Bar offering this hairdo for the work Christmas Party
Can’t see the Blow Dry Bar offering this hairdo for the work Christmas Party

When your flat is so small and you can only fit a stream of lights in the corner
When your flat is so small and you can only fit a stream of lights in the corner

This was in a Doctor's living room
This was in a Doctor’s living room
 
Well books are made of trees...
Well books are made of trees…

Yes, the are Loubs
Yes, they are Loubs

The staff were given a written warning for having fun
The staff were given a written warning for having fun

Shopping centre in Japan goes all Godzilla
Shopping centre in Japan goes all Godzilla

Meanwhile on the Shankill..
Meanwhile on the Shankill..

In America this is a Christmas tree.  In Belfast, this is a bomb scare
In America this is a Christmas tree. In Belfast, this is a bomb scare

What the fuck are you looking at?
What the fuck are you looking at?

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